Apparently, I'm Secretly a Dominatrix.

Today, I was talking to Boy. We were discussing relationships while doing homework, and all of a sudden, he says to me [because I had just smacked him], "You know what? I think one of the reasons guys find you attractive is because you smack them around, and deep down inside, all men have this fantasy of being completely dominated by a woman. Not in the whips-and-chains-and-torture-rooms way, but with enough leather and stilettos to cause a slight amount of pain." 

Okay...

I guess I can see the sexual nature of that sort of thing. But me? Really? I don't hit people too much. Well, maybe Prancer. But that's only because he sometimes deserves a well-placed smack. There's nothing sexual about it. 

According to Boy, all guys have a fantasy, secret or not, of being dominated by a woman. Not a woman who thy would except to be dominating, but someone unexpected. Like the quiet girl who sits across from them in class or something like that. 

Prancer, is this true? Do you have a secret fantasy of being dominated sexually by a quiet girl? 

Also according to Boy, I had the sexy-librarian-schoolgirl thing going on too at the moment. I was wearing my glasses because it was late and my eyes do funny things when I'm tired. And my hair was clipped up, but it had been getting in the way. Whatever. 

I guess if this whole Criminology thing tanks I can always be a dominatrix.

Oh, by the way, I officially declared my majors (Psychology and Criminology) and got sophomore standing last week. In case you were wondering why I was too stressed and busy to post a witty account of my life.

Heart, me